I was going to do a big long thing about 2014, its devastation rolling over the land like landslide full of plague rat zombies coming for your face.
I’m not going to let 2014 end like this.
2014 started with my breaking my thumb and ended 2 deaths, several hospital visits, and countless setbacks later.
You know what 2014?
Screw you. I’m gonna party you out like its your fricken wake.
So, instead, 2014, a eulogy.
We are gathered together to bid farewell to 2014. As we usually do at the close of someone’s life, we try to look back on the things that were wonderful about them. Sure, they were a jerk at parties and ruined your time.
Sure 2014 overstayed their welcome.
But lets remember that great things about 2014. Because nothing, in a set of 365 days, can be all bad.
So 2014, you were a jerk. You brought despair and sadness, setbacks and difficulties, pain and sorrow.
But you also brought the most amazing Standing Rib Roast I’ve ever made. You brought me Guardians of the Galaxy, the best(most fun) space movie since Star Wars. You showed me that I still have great photography skills, creativity, and can sew a mean River Song cosplay dress.
You brought changes I wasn’t ready for and didn’t give me change I desperately wanted.
But you were still there. Which, I guess is what friends are for. So 2014, instead of mourning you, with sorrow and gnashing of teeth…I raise my glass to you.
You were one hell of a year.
2015, my friend? Learn from your siblings’ mistakes. Let’s make tomorrow something we’ll be proud of next time this year.